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Nov 20, 2010 By Youngzine Members

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This is a growing collection of jokes submitted by Youngzine members, and one (updated daily) from kids around the world.

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markiestwhite2008 April 7, 2020 - 7:43am

knock knock whos there jimmie.jimmie (who) jimmie back my money

Flower March 22, 2020 - 12:54pm

Why did the possum cross the road. Answer to visit his flat mate

SophiaJ March 18, 2020 - 11:43am

Knock knock! Who’s there? Interrupting Cow! Interrupting cow wh(who)……………moo!

wdepue March 17, 2020 - 10:05am

Lion King jokes... (1) There was a guy who wanted to sing a song from the lion king... then he realized he was just a Whim Away... (2) Simba was walking too slow so Rafiki told him to Mufasa

smalltiger April 14, 2020 - 6:54am

Huh????

wdepue March 17, 2020 - 9:59am

There was a sick guy who was going to die... He was laying on his deathbed and he smelled his favorite cookies. He used the last of his energy to haul himself down the stairs. He finally got to the kitchen and picked up a cookie. Then his wife slapped his hand and said that the cookies were for the funeral! (This works better when u say it)

smalltiger April 14, 2020 - 6:53am

Huh? I don't get it.

EstherL249 July 21, 2020 - 1:23pm

Basically this dude was going to die, and his wife had to prepare funeral food, right? So, she made cookies. He likes the cookies she made. He went down and tried to eat one before he died. She said it was for the funeral

smalltiger July 30, 2020 - 9:08pm

Ohh! I get it

SophiaJ March 15, 2020 - 8:34am

Q. One knight, a king and a queen went for a walk. The king and queen died. Who survived? A. The knight! This joke works better if you say it.

Christina princess May 4, 2020 - 10:02pm

I got it too

SophiaJ March 19, 2020 - 11:37am

Get it? One NIGHT AND ONE KNIGHT?

CatsRule2009 May 18, 2020 - 7:43am

haha i love that joke. when i heard it for the first time( about 2 years ago) it stumped me. but now I get it. lol

smalltiger April 14, 2020 - 6:52am

I got it!

highly_intelligent March 20, 2020 - 6:42pm

ooo yea...

Labs Rule March 13, 2020 - 4:57pm

Q: A Roman legionnaire walks into a bar. He asks for 5 beers. How many fingers does he hold up? A: Two (The Roman numeral for 5 is V)

SophiaJ March 5, 2020 - 6:11pm

Q. What is black when it is clean but white when it is dirty? A. A blackboard!

Vicky February 24, 2020 - 11:03pm

Joe: Hey Billy I invented a new word! Billy: What is it Joe? Joe: Plagiarism!! Me: XD

smalltiger April 14, 2020 - 6:55am

???

Maximum Destruction- February 24, 2020 - 8:52am

q: why do we tell actors to break a leg A: because every play has a cast

smalltiger April 14, 2020 - 6:56am

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! So funny!

smalltiger February 18, 2020 - 6:36am

Math Jokes: Q: Why does a milking stool only have three legs? A: Because the cow's got the under one. Q: What is the mathematical word to describe a disappearing parrot? A: polly-gone. Q: Why isn't your nose 12 inches long? A: If it was it would be a foot. Q: I haven't seen my son in three years. A: you'll never recognize him, he's grown another foot.

smalltiger February 25, 2020 - 5:45am

Sorry guys I have forgotten a math joke here it is: this angle is 100 degrees so don’t touch it!

possum.king February 10, 2020 - 6:42am

Nothing is im-possum-ble!

birb is the word February 10, 2020 - 6:40am

Q. what do you call a guitar with no strings? broken.

Save the turtles February 10, 2020 - 6:39am

How do you get Lady GaGa mad? Poker face.!!!!

LilyGran February 19, 2020 - 11:49am

Poke her face!!

LilyGran February 19, 2020 - 11:49am

Oh! I get it now!

smalltiger February 4, 2020 - 11:32pm

What do burglars steal? Burgers ?

LilyGran January 17, 2020 - 6:49pm

Q. Which of the planets likes music? A. Nep-tune.

Doge_123_Weird March 20, 2020 - 2:24pm

lol

smalltiger January 19, 2020 - 8:34pm

THAT'S SO FUNNY!

SophiaJ March 15, 2020 - 8:35am

THAT IS SO FUNNY ?

SophiaJ January 16, 2020 - 4:46pm

Q. Which person only works ONE day a year? A. Santa Claus ??!

HighLordBigDog13 March 26, 2020 - 5:34am

Lucky him. Great joke :D

SophiaJ January 16, 2020 - 4:44pm

Q. What climbs higher when it gets hotter? A. A thermometer ?!

SophiaJ January 16, 2020 - 4:41pm

Q. Which person peeks at someone else’s test even if this some one knows the answer? A. A teacher!

SophiaJ January 15, 2020 - 9:50am

Q. What do you get when you cross a SNOWMAN ☃️ with a VAMPIRE ?‍♀️? A. Frostbite ?!

smalltiger January 9, 2020 - 10:59pm

Q: Which horse is active at night? A: A nightmare!

SophiaJ January 8, 2020 - 7:48pm

Q. Who spends the most time on the computer ?? A. A spider, so it can make a WEBSITE!

smalltiger January 15, 2020 - 2:58am

So funny!!!!

SophiaJ January 16, 2020 - 4:52pm

Thanks smalltiger!

smalltiger February 13, 2020 - 4:58am

You’re welcome

LilyGran December 13, 2019 - 6:29pm

I mean, my favorite SPOT on Youngzine.

LilyGran December 21, 2019 - 6:32pm

Holiday joke: Q. What do you call a sugar cookie without icing? A. Naked.

HankS19 December 13, 2019 - 11:04am

Q why did the chicken turn around on the crosswalk. A he saw chick filea

AppleAmrit November 27, 2019 - 3:58pm

Q.who is a person that got defeated in a battle that toke 1 hour to take down a opponent by a ninga. A. Another master Ninga right

AppleAmrit November 27, 2019 - 4:03pm

Why cant the sun move because its back would be hurt because he would be hot like we would DIE

smalltiger August 6, 2020 - 5:48am

Huh? Sorry I don't get it。

AppleAmrit November 25, 2019 - 3:51pm

Q.what can you turn on but wont turn off automatically A.A light

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